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		<title>Austin, again and again</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 17:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was in Austin for SXSW Interactive for the fourth time this year (see previous japes). I guess that&#8217;s enough to be considered worthy of telling others what to do. So Emily and I did. I cribbed tips liberally from Rick and Marcelino. I don&#8217;t normally traffic in superlatives, but the best panel I went [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was in Austin for SXSW Interactive for the fourth time this year (<a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0Lz9zPXN4c3c=">see previous japes</a>). I guess that&#8217;s enough to be considered worthy of telling others what to do. So Emily and I did. I cribbed tips liberally from <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5iZXRhYmVhdC5jb20vMjAxMi8wMy8wNi9zeHN3LWhlcmUtd2UtY29tZS8=">Rick</a> and <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL29uaWxlY3JhbS5jb20vcG9zdC80MzI4OTIxNTMvc3hzdy1pbnRlcmFjdGl2ZS1wYW5lbC1waWNraW5nLWFkdmljZQ==">Marcelino</a>. I don&#8217;t normally traffic in superlatives, but the best panel I went to this year was on <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL2Jvb2t0d28ub3JnL25vdGVib29rL3N4YWVzdGhldGljLw==">The New Aesthetic</a>. </p>
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		<title>Blogging, fast and slow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 02:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;To think clearly about the future, we need to clean up the language that we use in labeling the beliefs we had in the past.&#8221; &#8212; Daniel Kahneman (More on this when I&#8217;m done with it.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;To think clearly about the future, we need to clean up the language that we use in labeling the beliefs we had in the past.&#8221; &#8212; Daniel Kahneman</p>
<p>(More on <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5hbWF6b24uY29tL1RoaW5raW5nLUZhc3QtU2xvdy1EYW5pZWwtS2FobmVtYW4vZHAvMDM3NDI3NTYzNw==">this</a> when I&#8217;m done with it.)</p>
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		<title>Brazil, Memes and Marketing: Favorite Characters Escape the Web</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure why Brazilian kids are more excited about the making web culture memeface style part of their outward-facing culture, but they&#8217;ve come outward in a couple interesting ways in the last few months. The first is for a brand called Keep Cooler, a wine cooler product, which built a &#8216;meme maker&#8217; site. It [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure why Brazilian kids are more excited about the making web culture memeface style part of their outward-facing culture, but they&#8217;ve come outward in a couple interesting ways in the last few months.</p>
<p>The first is for a brand called Keep Cooler, a wine cooler product, which built <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5tZW1lbWFrZXIuY29tLmJyL2luZGV4Lw==">a &#8216;meme maker&#8217; site</a>. It was a drink that needed a refresh for the younger generation, so it was relaunched using memespeech to reach kids, allowing them to build their own videos and images.</p>
<p><a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDEyLzAyL2tlZXAtY29vbGVyLW1lbWUtbWFrZXIucG5n"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1316" title="keep cooler meme maker" src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/keep-cooler-meme-maker-300x245.png" alt="Brazil, Memes and Marketing: Favorite Characters Escape the Web" width="300" height="245" /></a></p>
<p>In part of this promotion, they hired rapper Cauê Moura to create a song.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YtpATpMKDkg" frameborder="0" width="560" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p>Meanwhile, here&#8217;s the whole case study.<br />
<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/28669056?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" frameborder="0" width="400" height="225"></iframe><br />
The second is a company, not affiliated with Havianas, printing the brand&#8217;s sandals (&#8220;chinelos&#8221; in Portuguese) with <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5tYW50ZWlnYWRlcnJldGlkYS5jb20vMjAxMS8xMi9hY2hlaS1uYS1pbnRlcm5ldC1oYXZhaWFuYXMtbWVtZXMuaHRtbA==">dozens of your favorite characters on them</a>. Evidently <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL2RvbmFiaXNwYS5ibG9nc3BvdC5jb20vMjAxMS8xMi9oYXZhaWFuYXMtbWVtZXMuaHRtbA==">response was so massive</a> the company had to let people know <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL2JyLmhhdmFpYW5hcy5jb20vcHQtQlIvYXAtY29tdW5pY2Fkby1tZW1l">it wasn&#8217;t behind the printing</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDEyLzAyL2Zha2UtaGF2aWFuYXMtbWVtZXMuanBn"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1317" title="fake-havianas-memes" src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/fake-havianas-memes-300x285.jpg" alt="Brazil, Memes and Marketing: Favorite Characters Escape the Web" width="300" height="285" /></a></p>
<p>What does it all meme? Why are these crossing over into mainstream Brazilian culture, and not anywhere else?</p>
<p><strong>Edit: </strong>Intrepid reader Dan S. noticed Success Kid <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL2tub3d5b3VybWVtZS5jb20vbWVtZXMvaS1oYXRlLXNhbmRjYXN0bGVzLXN1Y2Nlc3Mta2lk">in a Virgin Media billboard</a> the other day. Success!</p>
<p><a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDEyLzAyL3N1Y2Nlc3Mta2lkLXZpcmdpbi5wbmc="><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1326" title="success-kid-virgin" src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/success-kid-virgin-300x216.png" alt="Brazil, Memes and Marketing: Favorite Characters Escape the Web" width="300" height="216" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Edit 2: </strong>Alex J writes to point out memefaces are a hit <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3lvdXBpeC5jb20uYnIvZnVuL21lbWUtbWFzY2FyYXMtcGFyYS1vLWNhcm5hdmFsLyNtb3JlLTgyNjY5">for this year&#8217;s carnival</a> in Brazil as well.</p>
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		<title>Coming Home to a Company Town</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently had the chance to head home on the dime of the Ford Motor Company, the great dynamo and historical symbol of prestige in the Motor City, or at very least its suburban birthplace in Dearborn. I got invited, I imagined, because we’ve covered the company’s efforts in the past. But now I found myself [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>I recently had the chance to head home on the dime of the Ford Motor Company, the great dynamo and historical symbol of prestige in the Motor City, or at very least its suburban birthplace in Dearborn. I got invited, I imagined, because we’ve covered the company’s efforts in the past. But now I found myself on a press trip home, to get sold on the innovation I grew up around, for Fordʼs North American Auto Show &amp; Innovation and Design Fantasy Camp. If that&#8217;s not enough of a mouthful, here&#8217;s a rambling travelogue of what we got up to. </em></p>
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<p>I took a car from the airport, and what can typically be a terse ride wound up moving quickly. One of the best things about talking cars with a Detroiter is that if you do it on the road, you have a constant source of conversation. My driver, an arabic guy in his mid-50s, was eager to chat. We talked about the driver&#8217;s Lincoln Town Car, a car that&#8217;s come to equal classy luxury transportation. We talked about what might replace it, now that Ford&#8217;s shut down the Canadian plants that produced it along with the Crown Victoria, cop car par excellence.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_0_1292" id="identifier_0_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="The Town Car remains a weathered peak of luxury transportation for many, despite the changes in driver preference and civic fuel consumption standards Ford cited as its reasons for termination. I love the Town Car. Since the late &amp;#8217;90s, it&amp;#8217;s been the longest car produced in the Western Hemisphere. My dad once told me it was designed to be able to carry four golf bags in its trunk, ferrying a foursome of chums to the links, where some real business can get done.">1</a></sup></p>
<p>We moved to the Chevy Volt (he&#8217;s never seen one around) the Prius (he&#8217;s seen plenty and likes &#8216;em) and the changing American automobile appetite. I went to mention the new Fiat, and lo and behold we were passing one. “Italian design, it looks nice. Good for single people, maybe?” Then, the Dodge Charger. “It&#8217;s taken away a little from those guys,” he said, pointing to a Mustang. (See? It&#8217;s fun, it&#8217;s like I Spy crossed with the game where you move through the alphabet and say a different celebrity, or movie star, for every letter.) Toyota’s Avalon swung in front of us, and he remarked on its quality, being a former owner. He said the auto show, this year, would be a more positive affair, with the Big Three stronger than in previous years, a leaner and meaner American auto industry.</p>
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<p>Earlier that day the<em> Detroit Free Press</em> had named Chrysler&#8217;s CEO Sergio Marchionne the winner in the “Executive Leadership” category in its inaugural Automotive Leadership Awards, “honoring outstanding individual and organizational achievements from the industry.” Marchionne has a Steve Jobs-style wardrobe tic that endears him to the media. He&#8217;s always wearing a black sweater and an oxford shirt with dress trousers; never a suit, never a tie. He smokes a lot of cigarettes. He&#8217;s brash. The main image in the Free Press&#8217; article announcing his victory in their contest has him framed at Chrysler&#8217;s Auburn Hills HQ against a poster on the wall that says &#8216;Give a Shit&#8217;.</p>
<p>As we arrived I thought, Was this the last Town Car I’d ride in in Detroit? I asked what kind of payment he took, and what was best, credit or cash, probably because I&#8217;ve been conditioned by surly New York cabbies. He laughed. “We&#8217;re broke! We&#8217;ll take anything!”</p>
<p>I mostly wanted to come on this trip because I grew up going to the auto show. Ford was a heavy presence in my early life. My dad worked in the auto industry, and every year he&#8217;d get tickets to the show. We&#8217;d wander around the floor, amazed at the new models of cars. At home, I’d read beautiful glossy brochures from exotic manufacturers like Porsche, after inspecting and touching and smelling its cars right there in Cobo Hall.</p>
<p>And now I&#8217;m a few feet from the nexus of it all – across the Southfield Freeway from Ford&#8217;s world headquarters, at an ex-Ritz Carlton renamed The Henry, its slightly scuffed luxury intended, like many of the faded glories of this town, to serve the high-powered people in the car business.</p>
<p>I spent a lot of time within a mile or so of this place. Summer meant swimming at the Fairlane Club, a pseudo-country club a few blocks away, where my dad had to entertain Ford clients. My sister and I charged french fries to the family account and felt mildly reckless eating them at the poolside restaurant, toes still stinging from hours spent scraping along the bottom of the pool as we played. Friends still live in Dearborn. It’s a good town to raise a family, and is a great example of the cultural levelling power of the Midwest. Go watch an episode of American Muslim if you don’t believe me.</p>
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<div id="attachment_1294" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 567px"><a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDEyLzAyL3Nlcmdpby5wbmc="><img class="size-full wp-image-1294 " title="sergio" src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sergio.png" alt="Coming Home to a Company Town" width="557" height="315" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Give a shit. And look Innovator Frumpy doing it. From the Freep.</p></div>
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<p>I had been emailing a friend who works as a journalist in the auto industry. I knew he’d frown on these sort of junkets, but I asked anyway: &#8216;Any idea of what I can expect?&#8217;</p>
<p>“Two words: mom bloggers,” was his reply. I was a little surprised at that, but in its broadest definition, I understood the label. Without disparaging mom bloggers too fully (I know there are many which are above-the-board enough to maintain standards of decency and integrity which may put to shame those with much more experience in publishing) I understood his remark as describing a group of bloggers – not necessarily blogging about motherhood issues at all, though they seem to be the most powerful topic – which runs on personal anecdote, PR-generated coverage, reviewing products, chastising those that don&#8217;t cut the mustard and occasionally manufacturing outrage.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s been interesting to watch their rise, because smart corporations have pushed to gain their endorsements on everything under the sun. Good blogging creates feelings of personal bonds between reader and blogger, and despite thousands of new delivery mechanisms for advertising messaging, nothing&#8217;s supplanted your friend&#8217;s opinion on a product. They&#8217;re a kind of necessary evil, fueled in part by display advertising and the attention of marketers. And, of course, of the need for trusted opinion and dialogue in all sorts of niche spaces.</p>
<p>Will this be a horrifying circle-jerk, a loop of self-congratulation, hyperbole, and facile retransmission? Would it be best to be one of the pack, or should I think about how Ford&#8217;s running its influencer program, how it&#8217;s elevating these 150 bloggers, out of the 5,000 members of the media attending the auto show? I checked the hash tag (#fordnaias) and found it already filling out, and almost couldn&#8217;t bear to participate.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_1_1292" id="identifier_1_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="The Twitter profile is the key form of expression for a social media conqueror. Some read like personal ads, some read like statements of intent. I will characterize/bowdlerize them thus, from the first to begin emitting messages over the weekend:
What&amp;#8217;s now in Fashion, Fame, Technology &amp;amp; LIVING! We&amp;#8217;ve got everything from today, tomorrow and the future!!! www.GodsandGeeks.com
Custom products to live a righteous path, from eco-conscious familyhood to tech to staying on top of clutter!
I love everything eco-friendly, good for you, organic and pure. Raising my 4 kids vegan/no oil with occasional fish breaks, blogging, Marketing on the Internet. 
GREEN ADVOCATE / INTERNET MARKETING CONSULTANT / MOM TO THREE BOYS / LIVING THE ECO LIFE CHALLENGE / ENJOYS SCHUBERT / LIVE LIKE A QUEEN
#green #marketing #trends mom to six, yoga, cooking, #UGconnections #mobile #happy cook, eat, love #atheist #technology #tech #web2">2</a></sup></em></p>
<p>Maybe I wouldn&#8217;t have a lot in common with many of the folks on the trip. Using the tried-and-true journalist&#8217;s method of evaluating a crowd of peers for potential career advancement, I wouldn&#8217;t be likely to get an assignment from any of them. But there was no need to be a smug asshole about it, which was territory I was already creeping into. I&#8217;ve never managed a big blog, with all the commitment and dedication that takes. I&#8217;ve got nothing like an audience, just an itinerant trail through niches most people don&#8217;t care about, with a poorly-maintained storehouse of clips running some ancient version of WordPress. What was I even doing on this trip, I wondered? Maybe I had written a snappy enough Twitter bio?</p>
<p>Ending my self-appraisal, I went through the materials we were given when we arrived. At the end of the information packet, there&#8217;s an appendix on transparency. Here it is:</p>
<p><em>Transparency and Disclosure</em><br />
<em>Ford adheres to guidelines laid out by the U.S. Federal Trade Commission and the Word of Mouth Marketing Association. Please see our guidelines for working with digital influencers at http://scr.bi/fordbloggers. We ask that you be transparent with your readers about your trip to Detroit and post the following disclosure language, or something similar in your own words:</em><br />
<em>Ford Motor Company paid for my travel and accommodations at the 2-day Innovation and Design Fantasy Camp event, I was not compensated in any other manner for my time. My opinions posted here are my own.</em></p>
<p>And there you have it.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the Giants rolled up the Falcons, Tim Tebow carried the Broncos to another promised land, and we embarked on our first event of the trip, a group dinner at the Henry Ford Museum.</p>
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<div id="attachment_1295" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 584px"><a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQvdXBsb2Fkcy8yMDEyLzAyL29tbmkuanBn"><img class=" wp-image-1295 " title="omni" src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/omni.jpg" alt="Coming Home to a Company Town" width="574" height="430" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The ultimate grocery go-getter.</p></div>
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<p>&#8216;Yes! In Seoul! I thought you looked familiar!&#8217; It has begun. The reconvening of what feels to me to be a society of folks who court web traffic for freebies.</p>
<p>The best part about being with a group like this is you can max out a normally socially awkward behavior, hiding behind your phone screen, because that&#8217;s pretty much what everyone does. They&#8217;re drafting posts, or tweeting, or staying in touch with others. So I peck away relentlessly at my BlackBerry and occasionally bring out my smartphone to surf or update or take photos.</p>
<p>As we arrive at the museum for dinner, a Canadian delegation is meeting its constituents, waving the maple leaf flags, wearing national hockey jerseys, and giving out pins for the group members to wear and identify each other.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_2_1292" id="identifier_2_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="The Canadian pin collecting hobby is fascinating. A friend covered the Torino Olympics for a Canadian paper and sat on the plane next to a pin hound, who slipped him a few to get him started. He wound up trading one for what was essentially a backstage pass for the entire games. I&rsquo;m not sure if these Ford ones will be as strong a currency.">3</a></sup></p>
<p>Before dinner, we could walk the halls of the museum, and see a timeline of cars. We had early access to its latest exhibit, Driving America. Growing up, the museum was famous for one thing: the Lincoln chair. The chair where Lincoln was shot, in Ford&#8217;s Theatre, (no relation) had a ghastly bloodstain over most of its top corner, making it the prime attraction for any young boys here on a school trip. But the museum also had a Smithsonian-like reach: it held the bus Rosa Parks defied segregation on, for example, and a large collection of presidential limousines, including the Lincoln Continental, code-named X-100, that Kennedy was shot in.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_3_1292" id="identifier_3_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="When I arrived to see it, an Asian guy was composing a photo on a grandiose SLR rig. &amp;#8216;Be sure to get the right angle,&amp;#8217; I told him. &amp;#8216;Back, and to the left.&amp;#8217; I have aged almost 20 years since last visit, but my interest remains morbid. And it was, sadly, a wasted joke. We were told over 16 countries were represented, and his didn&amp;#8217;t have a high enough cultural penetration of Oliver Stone&amp;#8217;s JFK. &nbsp;They did have pieces of paper you could rub with a crayon to get an impression of the car as a souvenir. I consoled myself with one of these.">4</a></sup></p>
<p>I lingered for a while at the Dodge Omni. People walked by and chuckled at it, but it’s another in my hall of fame. It&#8217;s a good object of derision: a retro shitbox, one of our first tiny cars. But I&#8217;ve always loved the Omni: my mom had one when we were kids, and its the first car I remember riding in. And there seems to be something totally appropriate in the tiny display devoted to the gas crunch and the rise of econoboxes and people riding bikes. We’re headed back that way.</p>
<p>The cross-cultural melee continued at dinner, where I&#8217;m seated with a group of three Chinese, two Quebecers and two other folks from New York. The first question to one of the Chinese bloggers? &#8220;Is it hard to be a Chinese blogger, in China?&#8221;<br />
Turns out there weren&#8217;t just mommy bloggers – there were daddy bloggers too. And people who run blogs on green technology, and jewelry design, and fashion, and all sorts of things. They weren&#8217;t uninteresting, and didn&#8217;t all make foolish conversation. (Though this was another gem: &#8220;Do you have to invite someone to play, or can you just play by yourself? I guess that&#8217;s why its called words with friends!&#8221;) I awarded one woman from Montreal the day&#8217;s bravery award after she told the story of how she took the bus from downtown Detroit to Dearborn earlier that day. Detroit&#8217;s medieval public transit system, SMART, is typically a last-chance option for those too poor, too convicted or too unstable to be able to drive. Relying on public transportation in Metro Detroit is one of the strangest forms of alienation America knows.</p>
<blockquote><p>Relying on public transportation in Metro Detroit is one of the strangest forms of alienation America knows.</p></blockquote>
<p>Our hosts say a word or two, then usher in Paul Mascarenas, Ford&#8217;s chief technical officer. A younger Malcolm McDowell would have played him in the movie of Ford&#8217;s turnaround. (Still being shopped to studios.) Mascarenas talks about the newly opened Palo Alto lab near Stanford, which will allow Ford to continue relationships with Apple and Google. The speech begins to float by, and I turn concentration to the buffet dinner. Mascarenas gives way to another Ford employee, who refers to improving fuel economy as &#8220;not just a science project for the rich,&#8221; which is enough of a choke-on-your-tenderloin moment for me to note.</p>
<p>Wandering around the exhibit during dessert, I talk to an exhibition designer with the museum who helped create the River Rouge Factory Tour, where visitors can walk through the plant while F-150 trucks are assembled. The plant was idle for several months during the depths of the economic downturn, but it stayed open, even though visitors would only be seeing an idle factory. The narrative, at that point, completely shifted, to the vast economic consequences of the slowdown.</p>
<p>That night, the iron at The Henry sounds like the maneuvering jets on a spacesuit as I move it across my shirt for the next day. It vaporizes wrinkles with its steam power. The power of innovation. I want to buy this exact model, the pinnacle of irons. I am high on technology. Then, an abrupt sputtering. The iron&#8217;s circuit board has fried.</p>
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<p>Someone deserves a prize for the logistic triumph of getting all 150 of us out of the hotel by 6:30 a.m. the next morning. But there we are, loading into the buses to get down to Cobo Hall, scene of the auto show and Ford&#8217;s much-anticipated press conference.</p>
<p>On the ride down, I talked with a guy from New Jersey who runs a website on art. Apparently, it&#8217;s not his main endeavor, but he didn&#8217;t elaborate much further, and when I asked him if he came into Manhattan much to go to museums I might as well have been inquiring if he had recently had a colonic irrigation. He was also overly emphatic that he had never come on a trip like this before.</p>
<p>It seemed, apart from those who had no idea what they were doing on the trip, like my seat mate and I, that there was a split between the people who were down there for business and for fun. Some were planning news gathering, what they were going to be covering, what interviews with execs they had lined up, who was shooting what and where. Others were all about the fun and networking. Despite the early morning wake up, a solo attendee continued blanket introductions to anyone she deemed worthy. The group had been together less than 12 hours and I&#8217;d heard her opening spiel seven times.</p>
<p>Finally, on the way to the press conference, I meet a true enthusiast. Michael from Tampa is into street tuning, and has written for several highly-trafficked nearly-content-mill style sites. We talked about strapping on absurdly large turbochargers onto Subarus.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_4_1292" id="identifier_4_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="He sold his highly-tricked WRX to a Cuban whose visa was expiring; the guy thrashed it for three weeks until the engine blew out, and, with no regrets, sold it back to Michael for $10,000 less than he bought it for and went home.">5</a></sup> We don&#8217;t get far before we&#8217;ve wandered through the convention center&#8217;s bowels and into Joe Louis Arena, where the Red Wings play, and where Ford&#8217;s holding its press conference. Michael was awestruck. The arena was set in a sort of mock-<em>Gladiator</em> style, with Ford&#8217;s deep blue lighting and logo looming large.</p>
<p>Bill Clay Ford, Jr. is first into the arena, to talk about his grandfather&#8217;s legacy of democratized technology and what it means for the future. According to him, it&#8217;s hitting the right notes as a population becomes more urban, incorporating green elements, giving more people access to mobility, and, in general bringing freedom and progress and making more people&#8217;s lives better. These are common themes to BCF, Jr. He’s spent a lot of the family fortune thinking beyond the next model year. Here and now, he knows the answer to the future of global mobility isn’t a mid-sized sedan. But today, for Ford, it definitely is. A fuel-efficient, sleek, luxury-tinged sedan to beat the piss out of Camry and Accord.</p>
<p>His speech was ringing with Jobs-isms, with him stating the company&#8217;s goal is to “make people&#8217;s lives better by using ingenuity,” a Jobs-ian notion if there ever was one. If you gave me an iTunes download for every executive who had a New Year’s Resolution to “Be More like Apple”.. But I wonder what gives Ford the right to talk this way? What is its iPad? Meanwhile, in further Jobs-watch, Sergio Marchionne was reported by the <em>Detroit Free Press</em> automotive section&#8217;s Twitter account to be growing a beard. “Think Springsteen from the Born to Run album.”</p>
<p>After a series of introductions and videos showing Ford&#8217;s support for workers and troops and everyone in between, the cars arrive. Through dry ice and smoke, red and white Fusions pull around the ring, do a lap, pause on rotating platforms while they&#8217;re introduced and their stats are toted. I can see why this was the one part of the show the organizers of my trip were adamant we see. These cars look sharp. And even if the glitz-bomb and mega-rally energy has no effect, the mom bloggers are surely able to put positive influence and pressure on the mid-size sedan market, which integral in Ford making its Fusion a success.</p>
<p>I paid a visit to the media center, where the real press (including high-tier bloggers!) toil. Like many trade show press centers, journalists are allotted small stalls where they can do their work, with internet connections and placards telling of their affiliations. I stopped by to see a friend who works full time on a major national paper&#8217;s automobile blog, and let him know of my trip, and what we&#8217;re up to. He introduces me to his colleagues as a technology writer who actually happens to know the difference between a supercharger and a turbocharger</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;You could lick the plastic and get high&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I explained to them why I&#8217;m in Detroit, and how I&#8217;ve been lumped in with a group that seems to not be interested in cars very much at all. They respond with a profound gulf of noiseless cynicism. I am, after all, a dilettante in a world that values nothing more than strict comprehension, detailed knowledge, and some info to trade on the intrigue at the top. It’s about the execs, and the politics, as much as the cars. I have none of this. Knowing the difference between a supercharger and a turbocharger is nothing if you don&#8217;t have the juice. I ran into a few more friends who are in the auto industry, but actually cared enough to explain things to me. Gurus. We walked around and talked about the autos on display, went through the various changes and things I’d been wondering. Marchionne&#8217;s so popular, they said, because the auto world is still dominated by white American males, the most basic unit of business over the last hundred or so years. There are no Chinese automakers present because the quality standards are far from anything acceptable here. “You could lick the plastic and get high.”</p>
<p>Ford, they say, is doing well in its international offerings – the cars are beginning to look and perform similarly across the globe – but not in some others. Ford&#8217;s main connected car infomatics platform, SYNC/My Ford Touch has come under fire for its poor usability, and even cost the company its &#8216;Recommended&#8217; rating from <em>Consumer Reports</em>. It failed to recommend the Lincoln MKX and Ford Edge in early 2011, citing overly complicated, technology-enabled dashboards as the culprit.</p>
<p>Back through the bowels at the blogger center as the day wraps up, a woman sitting next to me was fretting about her WordPress community plugin. She had launched a whole new blog today, and that part wasn&#8217;t working. I know enough about WordPress plugins to know that a banquet room at Cobo Arena probably isn&#8217;t the right place to troubleshoot one effectively, and I let her know I couldn&#8217;t really help her. But I remembered the elitist attitude members of the journalism fraternity affected, and could never imagine one of them asking another, a perfect stranger for help with something so befuddling as web infrastructure. They had specialized themselves far from this, and these people with multiple capabilities, who lived out much of their days on the web were more of what I had become, too.</p>
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<p>Dinner that night took place at Ford world headquarters, in a wood-trimmed banquet room where it could be surmised many company executives saw their careers handed to them as a gold watch and the compulsion to check Ford&#8217;s share price as their retirement nut fluctuated. After dinner, attendees gave Ignite presentations, PowerPoint talks with precise rules (five minutes; slides automatically advance every fifteen seconds) to make them exciting enough for dinner audiences. This can lead to brilliance, or, in some cases, spectacular flameouts. There were just a few of the latter. Most were impressive. One guy talked about his project, building a ‘68 Mustang entirely out of paper (Yes, to scale. The first tire took him three months.)  Another detailed cut throat Scrabble strategies. At the end, Scott Monty, Ford’s head of social media, and the driving force behind its efforts in these areas – pretty much the reason we all were there – congratulated the crowd on the metrics associated with their day; most notably, &#8216;share of voice&#8217; for the Ford Fusion increased 9.5% to 55%, with our help. His topic was something to the tune of ‘How Sherlock Holmes would use Social Media’.</p>
<p>As we wandered back to the buses, we passed the tiny employee shoe repair stand, and the gift shop where all flavor of Ford apparel and items presented themselves.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_5_1292" id="identifier_5_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="The proverbial company store might be Ford dealerships, where employees are routinely encouraged into new vehicles, probably more than necessary. In the Detroit area, Ford commercials carry price tags at the end, but they&amp;#8217;re typically not the price you or I would pay; they&amp;#8217;re prices for people on the company plans. A/Z plans are for employees, current or retired, on the first year or so of layoff, their families (including same-sex domestic partners). Dealership employees get the same deal sort of deal, with different discounts, under plan D. Employees of Ford partners&amp;#8211;a fairly liberal definition, including friends, or neighbors, get the X plan. I was always baffled at this. It felt like they were trying to sell the cars to the employees, who should want them more than anything already, because they&amp;#8217;re seemingly so hemmed into the mythmaking. Obviously small, nonsensical things, yes, but to me, the advertising should be designed to convince people who don&amp;#8217;t drive Fords to make the switch.">6</a></sup> I was reminded walking past the gift shop of how the company still sees itself, in its Dearborn seat of power, as a close-knit family. It showed through. The next morning, we were served by members of the same catering staff, despite the event, a panel discussion, taking place in a different part of the campus a mile away. This was another one of those great little touches.</p>
<p>We were in the Research and Engineering Center, built in 1953, the showroom where new vehicles have made their debut to management. It was suitably woody and high, more like a suburban church with tidy industrial flooring than a place of corporate appraisals, show ring for manufactured goods.</p>
<p>A panel of uber-influencers was convened from guests not part of the normal trip, including several distinguished website founders and a token Ford designer. The talk slid over concepts like creativity and inspiration, but failed to take hold on any interesting ideas. It was the opposite of intimate; like a group reading a list of emergency supplies in the round to a half-full high school cafeteria. Nevertheless, the group dutifully parroted what was said on the panel, posting short quips on Twitter, even as what was said on the panel was that it was integral to take time and reflect and not be constantly emitting media bits.</p>
<p>You can tell a lot by how someone confronts the world with an avenging hangover. Many people on the trip spent time in the hotel bar until the early hours, and it showed the next day. Sluggish and moody gave way to overtired and restless. I consider this to be a major point of difference to traditional journalists. I’ve seen pro journos break professional kayfabe and turn into rampaging demons, shaming themselves to the bone after a few strenuous days of this sort of thing, but they always managed to compose themselves and suffer in silence the next day. In this case, there were lots of grumpy, pouty faces. Somehow, in this case, those who bore it the worst were inevitably Canadian.</p>
<p>We began to subdivide into groups for tours of the research and design facilities. Those with red bands were bussed to the technical areas first. White bands stayed and did design, but were further split into blue, red and green dot groups. Manufacturing efficiency feels rather comforting. The white-band-green-dots, my group, gets to go to the clay modeling lab first. This was my biggest point of interest. Most parts of the mechanics of automaking are in constant struggle against automation. Robots began replacing people years ago, but the idea of piling clay onto a frame and making sweeps of handmade tools to change the lines seems to defy logic.</p>
<p>The workers at the clay modelling group are probably my favorite type of designers. They’re on the craftsman side of the spectrum. If they sit at the left, the high aesthete graphic designer is the opposite, on the right. The best example came early, when we were told about the two-foot-thick baseline metal plane that sits below the model. The model, known as a buck, has to be absolutely flat to allow the shaping machines to put the first layers on the model. Every year the plane is certified to be within thousands of an inch true. ‘If you were to cover the whole world in this plate, the world would be flat.’ This is not the sort of joke the aesthete-type of designer would ever think to make.</p>
<p>It’s all about the highlights, we’re told, how the light hits things. Clay is the best material because it can change. We get to feel the hot clay, and try out molding it onto some of the smaller-scale unused bucks. A few minutes with the tools and the surfaces and you realize how incredibly precise their job must be. On the way out, I chat with the manager, who mentions he’s been in the shop for 20 years.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/coming-home-company-town/#footnote_6_1292" id="identifier_6_1292" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="Turns out he knew a friend of my father&rsquo;s, Charlie, a lovable old goat who spent most of his life in the modeling rooms here and now is a member of our fly fishing club. I&rsquo;ve fished with Charlie quite a bit, and his attention to detail is almost self-inhibiting, like an autoimmune disease. Once, our club toured a famous rod maker&rsquo;s factory, and they casually mentioned Charlie. The tour guide blanched, verified Charlie&rsquo;s identity, and was only relieved when told Charlie wasn&rsquo;t on the tour. At every station during the tour, the guide mentioned this group knew Charlie, who had become almost a celebrity customer because he demanded to talk to and understand every single aspect of the production process, and all his options, and all the tiny details that went into constructing his rod before he laid out his money for it. For better or worse, these are the personalities that thrive in environments like Ford&rsquo;s.">7</a></sup></p>
<p>We moved to a theatre-style space, where digital designs of cars were debuted for executives. A graphic showed how three massive screens at the front were the equivalent to 50 HD televisions in pixel width. Over a thousand computers comprised a render farm to generate marketing content, and studio animations. Cars and trucks can be placed in any position, any background, and be endlessly tweaked. The renderings are hyperreal. The lead designer of the Fusion, an ex-Porsche designer, was on hand, and I asked him how it felt to see the car in the flesh for the first time, having spent so many hours with it as a digital rendering. He described feeling overwhelmed, and he exhibited the strange, infectious passion that creative people exude when they describe long, difficult projects.</p>
<p>One area where we stopped had a buck that tested the human-machine interaction, how easy it was to deal with the various navigational elements, adjust the climate control, play with the radio, while you drove. An engineer gave a brief demonstration of using voice commands to adjust the massaging functions of the seatback. It worked on the third try. He had a buck set up with a driver and a passenger and a projected simulation of an Anytown, USA scenario where all the lights were green. This was the closest we came to driving a car over the trip, and the two people who jumped in the car, boy in the driver’s seat, girl in the passenger, were excited. The boy didn’t even have a driver’s license, but he hoped to drive the simulator. After piloting it for a few seconds, he asked for permission to crash. It was granted, and most of the audience shouted and laughed as he tried to apply physics to the simulation, eventually causing a tiny recalibration of the program that placed him back on the road.</p>
<p>Later, Ford&#8217;s celebrated chief designer and creative officer J Mays stopped by to say hello, and a few things about Ford. Mays was responsible for the New Beetle at Volkswagen, which debuted in 1994, one of the last times I had been to the NAIAS. He made a remark about the sulfur in the clay of the modelling room: &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry: sulfur won&#8217;t make your fingers fall off.&#8221; But the guys in the modelling room had told us earlier in the day they hadn&#8217;t used sulfur for some years.</p>
<p>Mays was a specialist among specialists; he may not have gotten his hands dirty in the clay room for a while but he represented what the auto industry still ran on: technical aptitude, heritage, craft. But he’ll have to figure out a way to square a world where his cars do so much more than one special thing, where they’re part of a networked world, before everyone else figures it out.</p>
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<p>After Mays&#8217; lunch address, It&#8217;s already time to leave, and we&#8217;re hustled back to the buses and on to the airport. Getting to finally see the inside of Ford HQ was important to me, but a little disappointing at the same time. The company&#8217;s special sauce, the emphasis on the craft, and the legacy of Henry Ford is still strong, but it clearly has elements that have yet to move forward into the 21st century. It&#8217;s tough for a company to evolve rapidly, especially one that employs over 200,000 people, so you get these small aberrations in philosophy, and a latent throwback culture. On a longer scale, as long as Ford is a company that&#8217;s dependent on the combustion engine for its products, it will be working on borrowed time. This is the biggest point of conflict in the company, that an entire generation, probably anyone under thirty, associates cars that burn gas with anachronism, with a world greedy for resources desperate to cling to something that works for now, even though it realizes it won&#8217;t work forever.</p>
<p>It was maybe around the middle of the auto show tour that I spotted Ford&#8217;s perfect company line from us bloggers emitted in a tweet. It managed to ring around to like minded folks, who retweeted and retweeted until it had been given enough weight to make the &#8216;top tweet&#8217; list: &#8220;Ford – a technology company that happens to make cool cars&#8221;. I&#8217;m not sure how this should read, really. Like most important things, what Ford is trying to do, and how that will shape the hundreds of thousands of people who are connected to it, as suppliers, as engineers, as neighbors, is too broad for 140 characters. It&#8217;s even too broad for a 6,000 word shambolic, rambling essay. I guess there&#8217;s not much else you can go with but the hedge-y &#8220;Ford: a Detroit innovator trying to power the globe&#8221;. But in a world of inconsistencies and wavering attention, its heartening the company seems consistent in this goal.</p>
 <img src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?view=1&post_id=1292" width="1" height="1" style="display: none;" title="Coming Home to a Company Town Photo" alt="Coming Home to a Company Town" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_1292" class="footnote">The Town Car remains a weathered peak of luxury transportation for many, despite the changes in driver preference and civic fuel consumption standards Ford cited as its reasons for termination. I love the Town Car. Since the late &#8217;90s, it&#8217;s been the longest car produced in the Western Hemisphere. My dad once told me it was designed to be able to carry four golf bags in its trunk, ferrying a foursome of chums to the links, where some real business can get done.</li><li id="footnote_1_1292" class="footnote">The Twitter profile is the key form of expression for a social media conqueror. Some read like personal ads, some read like statements of intent. I will characterize/bowdlerize them thus, from the first to begin emitting messages over the weekend:</p>
<p><em>What&#8217;s now in Fashion, Fame, Technology &amp; LIVING! We&#8217;ve got everything from today, tomorrow and the future!!! www.GodsandGeeks.com</em></p>
<p><em>Custom products to live a righteous path, from eco-conscious familyhood to tech to staying on top of clutter!</em></p>
<p><em>I love everything eco-friendly, good for you, organic and pure. Raising my 4 kids vegan/no oil with occasional fish breaks, blogging, Marketing on the Internet. </em></p>
<p><em>GREEN ADVOCATE / INTERNET MARKETING CONSULTANT / MOM TO THREE BOYS / LIVING THE ECO LIFE CHALLENGE / ENJOYS SCHUBERT / LIVE LIKE A QUEEN</em></p>
<p><em>#green #marketing #trends mom to six, yoga, cooking, #UGconnections #mobile #happy cook, eat, love #atheist #technology #tech #web2</li><li id="footnote_2_1292" class="footnote">The Canadian pin collecting hobby is fascinating. A friend covered the Torino Olympics for a Canadian paper and sat on the plane next to a pin hound, who slipped him a few to get him started. He wound up trading one for what was essentially a backstage pass for the entire games. I’m not sure if these Ford ones will be as strong a currency.</li><li id="footnote_3_1292" class="footnote">When I arrived to see it, an Asian guy was composing a photo on a grandiose SLR rig. &#8216;Be sure to get the right angle,&#8217; I told him. &#8216;Back, and to the left.&#8217; I have aged almost 20 years since last visit, but my interest remains morbid. And it was, sadly, a wasted joke. We were told over 16 countries were represented, and his didn&#8217;t have a high enough cultural penetration of Oliver Stone&#8217;s JFK.  They did have pieces of paper you could rub with a crayon to get an impression of the car as a souvenir. I consoled myself with one of these.</li><li id="footnote_4_1292" class="footnote">He sold his highly-tricked WRX to a Cuban whose visa was expiring; the guy thrashed it for three weeks until the engine blew out, and, with no regrets, sold it back to Michael for $10,000 less than he bought it for and went home.</li><li id="footnote_5_1292" class="footnote">The proverbial company store might be Ford dealerships, where employees are routinely encouraged into new vehicles, probably more than necessary. In the Detroit area, Ford commercials carry price tags at the end, but they&#8217;re typically not the price you or I would pay; they&#8217;re prices for people on the company plans. A/Z plans are for employees, current or retired, on the first year or so of layoff, their families (including same-sex domestic partners). Dealership employees get the same deal sort of deal, with different discounts, under plan D. Employees of Ford partners&#8211;a fairly liberal definition, including friends, or neighbors, get the X plan. I was always baffled at this. It felt like they were trying to sell the cars to the employees, who should want them more than anything already, because they&#8217;re seemingly so hemmed into the mythmaking. Obviously small, nonsensical things, yes, but to me, the advertising should be designed to convince people who don&#8217;t drive Fords to make the switch.</li><li id="footnote_6_1292" class="footnote">Turns out he knew a friend of my father’s, Charlie, a lovable old goat who spent most of his life in the modeling rooms here and now is a member of our fly fishing club. I’ve fished with Charlie quite a bit, and his attention to detail is almost self-inhibiting, like an autoimmune disease. Once, our club toured a famous rod maker’s factory, and they casually mentioned Charlie. The tour guide blanched, verified Charlie’s identity, and was only relieved when told Charlie wasn’t on the tour. At every station during the tour, the guide mentioned this group knew Charlie, who had become almost a celebrity customer because he demanded to talk to and understand every single aspect of the production process, and all his options, and all the tiny details that went into constructing his rod before he laid out his money for it. For better or worse, these are the personalities that thrive in environments like Ford’s.</li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Expiration Dates for Creative Companies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago, my favorite music act abruptly broke up. But it wasn&#8217;t the standard faff from a band that&#8217;s released a bunch of albums and toured forever, &#8216;we&#8217;re having artistic difficulties&#8217;, the cover for a junkie drummer or clashing egos. The group was cautious and enigmatic in the first place, and its decision [...]]]></description>
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A few weeks ago, my favorite music act abruptly broke up. But it wasn&#8217;t the standard faff from a band that&#8217;s released a bunch of albums and toured forever, &#8216;we&#8217;re having artistic difficulties&#8217;, the cover for a junkie drummer or clashing egos. The group was cautious and enigmatic in the first place, and its decision to quit further cemented the realization no one would ever know the full story. The group is called Sandwell District, and it makes deep, dark, often abrasive hypnotic techno dance music, the sort of stuff that begins going through your head after your third day trapped in a well, I&#8217;d imagine, or when you&#8217;ve spent too much time on a tilt-a-whirl. Some of us, due to genetic programming or maybe many hours of social conditioning in dark rooms listening to loud music, think better with this sort of stuff pumping. I&#8217;m one of them. And Sandwell was certainly, to me, the most expressive and aesthetic-oriented group I&#8217;ve seen in dance music in some time. It had a formed artistic ethos much like Detroit collectives Underground Resistance or groups like Drexcyia, far from the personality-driven side of the dance music world. In short, Sandwell innovated, and will, in some form or another, continue, apart or together, to make amazing, provocative music. This essay isn&#8217;t about Sandwell District, though if you want to find out more about it, <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3doZXJlbmV4dC50dW1ibHIuY29tLw==">its Tumblr</a> is a good place to start , as is <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3doZXJlbmV4dC50dW1ibHIuY29tL3Bvc3QvMTM3ODk4MjI0NTI=">this piece from <em>The Wire</em></a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>New Values<br />
Beginning the 31st of December 2011, regular audio communication from Sandwell District will cease. All vinyl artifacts have been decommissioned. There is a possiblity of future, albeit irregular, print communications with audio accompaniment. However, details &#8212; and indeed content &#8212; is uncertain at this moment in time. The Sandwell experiment will exist through live actions &#8212; which will continue to expand into new sonic territory &#8212; in addition to audio / print installations as previously witnessed in New York, Los Angeles, Gdansk, Bialystok, Berlin and London.</p>
<p>Stasis is death.<br />
See you on the other side.</p></blockquote>
<p>So, you say, they&#8217;re breaking up, but they&#8217;re not stopping playing shows, and doing other &#8216;print communications with audio accompaniment&#8217; &#8212; so what&#8217;s the big deal?</p>
<p>Well, I know we haven&#8217;t seen the last of Sandwell.</p>
<p>But what if we built our creative businesses, our design studios, our content companies, our  journalist&#8217;s collectives, with a set of time-based values?</p>
<p>What if businesses had an expiration date?</p>
<p>Obviously, this repels much of the capitalist ideal. Once the company reaches its peak, then is the time when it&#8217;s ripest for squeezing, a milking of profits that can continue, managed well, for some years.</p>
<p>If the participants were to agree to pack it in, and go their separate ways, after, say, three years, it would give no hope for investment, no hope for mechanisms of control that come with outside funding.</p>
<p>The best potential test case for this is a small design studio, with 3-5 partners. It is stated at the outset that this is a transient endeavor, meant to last three years, then everyone is released, the property liquidated, business cards tossed into the trash, web presence turned off.</p>
<p>Needless to say, it wouldn&#8217;t work as well with businesses based on making artisanal salami or high-grade thermocouples.</p>
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<p>In the Wire story, one member of Sandwell, Karl O&#8217;Connor, says, &#8216;As we everything I have been involved with, it&#8217;s about creating situations – some you go with, an dsome you abort. We hate this whole &#8217;20 years of so-and-so label&#8217; or &#8217;40 years of that label&#8217;. We know when things need to be killed or moved on.&#8217;</p>
<p>The &#8216;we know&#8217; comes with a feeling of creative completeness, but a stated end point would set that feeling in stone, and force an arc higher and brighter than otherwise.</p>
<p>I often am able to connect the dots between people who have bonds to specific companies at specific periods, that is, they all worked at Company X during its heyday, and they all went on to places or things much more interesting than you would expect, given their relative lack of experience prior to Company X. There are a lot of factors at play here, like where Company X was in its life cycle already, or where the winds of novelty were blowing in its industry at the time, or the sort of work they were able to do  while together. But I believe companies with a stated half-life and a strong mission at the outset will create cadres of exceptional people.</p>
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		<title>Towards a Shining Volunteer Facebook Botnet of Truth and Victory</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 03:02:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Facebook&#8217;s latest influence study is out, and the conclusions are not terribly surprising. You share information that your close friends share, but also things your not-so-close friends (or, your &#8216;distant contacts&#8217;, or &#8216;weak ties&#8217;, in network theory parlance) post. Thus, summaries of the study conclude, disproving the claim Facebook is an &#8216;echo chamber&#8217;, a set [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Facebook&#8217;s <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tL25vdGVzL2ZhY2Vib29rLWRhdGEtdGVhbS9yZXRoaW5raW5nLWluZm9ybWF0aW9uLWRpdmVyc2l0eS1pbi1uZXR3b3Jrcy8xMDE1MDUwMzQ5OTYxODg1OQ==">latest influence study is out</a>, and the conclusions are not terribly surprising. You share information that your close friends share, but also things your not-so-close friends (or, your &#8216;distant contacts&#8217;, or &#8216;weak ties&#8217;, in network theory parlance) post. Thus, <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5zbGF0ZS5jb20vYXJ0aWNsZXMvdGVjaG5vbG9neS90ZWNobm9sb2d5LzIwMTIvMDEvb25saW5lX2VjaG9fY2hhbWJlcnNfYV9zdHVkeV9vZl8yNTBfbWlsbGlvbl9mYWNlYm9va191c2Vyc19yZXZlYWxzX3RoZV93ZWJfaXNuX3RfYXNfcG9sYXJpemVkX2FzX3dlX3Rob3VnaHRfLnNpbmdsZS5odG1s">summaries of the study conclude</a>, disproving the claim Facebook is an &#8216;echo chamber&#8217;, a set of behaviors many have insinuated is eroding our society, ingraining us in our ways and making life poorer through depriving us of tough choices about what we believe.</p>
<p>This is already leaving aside a glaringly obvious element. People wouldn&#8217;t be friends, even on Facebook, with people they don&#8217;t already share large swathes of cultural and economic common ground with. I am not issued a standard set of normative friends upon arrival, that&#8217;s rebalanced periodically to ensure all global viewpoints are represented. Reasonably, if Facebook is my only touchpoint with weak tie Jane Connection, it doesn&#8217;t mean she&#8217;s at the complete opposite end of the social and ideological spectrum to me. Some commonality brought us together, and I&#8217;d argue that&#8217;s strong enough to lend a coloration to the information he shares and makes me already predisposed to accepting it.</p>
<p>But, I can&#8217;t enter into a lengthy analysis of the paper until I actually read it. For now, more interesting matters.</p>
<p>The brilliant and able data scientists at Facebook have an unique porthole into some of the most amazing and interesting behaviors in human history. They&#8217;re able to observe major elements in how we fall in love, how we break up, how we celebrate birth and how we mourn death. They are able to judge very interesting things about human nature from these things. But, one must assume, their aspects of inquiry into the human condition are tempered by the desire of its executives to prove out Facebook&#8217;s advertising model, and the ability of Facebook to further monetize these events (or, the more prosaic ones, like when we mention our love for Starbucks or a positive experience at Hertz Rent-a-Car). Facebook <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL2Jsb2cubmllbHNlbi5jb20vbmllbHNlbndpcmUvb25saW5lX21vYmlsZS9uaWVsc2VuZmFjZWJvb2stYWQtcmVwb3J0Lw==">actively works with advertising analysts to refine the products it sells marketers</a>, so it should likely continue to do so more intensely as it grows.</p>
<p>Facebook is also constantly changing features in its service. Its EdgeRank algorithm, which determines what you see in your News Feed, is similar to Google&#8217;s PageRank, and a coveted position for marketers. If you&#8217;re a brand, even if millions of people have clicked &#8216;Like&#8217;, your content, which you may have spent millions of dollars to produce, won&#8217;t be seen by any of those millions unless someone engages with it, by Liking or commenting. If it&#8217;s not interesting, it won&#8217;t be seen. The more it&#8217;s interesting, the more it&#8217;s seen.</p>
<p>Trouble is, EdgeRank is largely a black box. Facebook&#8217;s <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL2RldmVsb3BlcnMuZmFjZWJvb2suY29tL3ByZWZlcnJlZGRldmVsb3BlcnMv">Preferred Developers</a> presumably have an inside edge, or at least a cobbled-together set of metrics with which they can determine how quickly something will take off.</p>
<p>But again, I&#8217;m straying from the point. The point is this: <em>Facebook&#8217;s data studies should be assumed to be fundamentally serving Facebook&#8217;s interests</em>. If it came to conclusions otherwise, why would it be released? Further, many of the statistics around behaviors on the web are commissioned and carried out by companies with vested interests in promoting the data. Security companies publish data on teenage hackers, for instance, or online persona management companies publish data on the proliferation of online personas. &#8216;These behaviors exists, so should we&#8217; is communicated.</p>
<p><strong>This is why I propose the Shining Volunteer Facebook Botnet of Truth and Victory to lead the way to transparent algorithm documentation.</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s as simple as this: you sign away access to a moderately omnibenificient force that can monitor your news feed and occasionally post test elements, monitored by others in neighboring networks. Presumably it wouldn&#8217;t take more than a small percentage of groups to be able to make meaningful conclusions about the way EdgeRank works. Major changes would provoke an algorithm report to show what&#8217;s different. Maybe it would show that Coca-Cola&#8217;s content is altogether 10 times more important than Tiny Brand X&#8217;s content.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/advertising/shining-volunteer-facebook-botnet-truth-victory/#footnote_0_1275" id="identifier_0_1275" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="I&amp;#8217;m not a conspiracy theorist when I imagine brands that spend $10x more than others have some sort of advantage in EdgeRank. This would make good business sense for Facebook, rewarding those that buy comprehensive display packages with a leg up on those that can only afford to create compelling content.">1</a></sup></p>
<p>This is a similar proposition to the idea of counter-algos in the high-frequency trading world, algorithms that try to out-act their counterparts. But this one acts on behalf of users of a system rather than its owners. The analogy that comes to my mind is that of a river and a dam. A dam may be owned and operated by a power company, used to generate power. But the water and the river are public property, and the department of the interior monitors the water level, and the releases from the dam, constantly, keeping track of flows and temperatures for recreation and the health of aquatic life. In the case of monitoring the health of our information flow, though, we need to actively allow some force to pretend to be us for a few moments to stick its toe in the water.</p>
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		<title>Ignition Point: Carport</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 14:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gene Blevins/Reuters I started to get to know Los Angeles last year, and once I had figured out it was a car town I had an angle. Detroit is a car town. And driving through Los Angeles at night could be just as pleasant, with wide, empty streets and a magnificent, sprawling city laid out [...]]]></description>
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<em>Gene Blevins/Reuters</em></p>
<p>I started to get to know Los Angeles last year, and once I had figured out it was a car town I had an angle. Detroit is a car town. And driving through Los Angeles at night could be just as pleasant, with wide, empty streets and a magnificent, sprawling city laid out in front of you.</p>
<p>From <em>Repo Man</em> to <em>Drive, </em>that car culture has perpetuated in film and television. In the past few days, though, <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5ueXRpbWVzLmNvbS8yMDEyLzAxLzAzL3VzL2NhcnMtc2V0LW9uLWZpcmUtYW5kLWxvcy1hbmdlbGVzLXNldC1vbi1lZGdlLmh0bWw/X3I9MSZhbXA7aHA=">someone&#8217;s been attacking LA&#8217;s cars</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>“I can tell you this, we have dozens of detectives — from robbery to the homicide detectives — working every night to see if we can catch these guys,” Commander Smith said. “Every time he hits, we have a crime scene. They interrogate everyone around.”</p></blockquote>
<p>They were doing it in <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy50aGVsb2NhbC5kZS9uYXRpb25hbC8yMDExMDgxNi0zNjk3NS5odG1s">Berlin earlier this year</a>, and Paris before that. Torching cars at night. The m.o. in Berlin was firestarters placed underneath engines, or next to front tires. In LA it seems to be Molotovs, with American-style instant gratification for the arsonist. In Berlin, police pointed out the targets were luxury cars. No word of that in LA. That might be too frightening to bear.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t see this going on much longer. There are too many cameras. And, in LA, it&#8217;s all too serious. Your car is a gleaming extension of your personality. This might as well be a serial killer.</p>
<p>Who will they catch? One of J.G. Ballard&#8217;s predominant themes was a disaffected suburban cadre, so numbed by modern life it called on increasingly risky behaviors for thrills.<sup><a href="http://nickparish.net/travel/ignition-point-carport/#footnote_0_1266" id="identifier_0_1266" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="It&amp;#8217;s not enough that we&amp;#8217;re already borrowing space plots from him.">1</a></sup> In <em>High Rise</em>, they formed warring tribes when the building&#8217;s electricity went out; <em>Super-Cannes</em> had its leather-clad squads of white-collar thugs; in <em>Crash</em>, its the car-crash set, probing the new avenues for an emerging sexuality opened by industrial collisions.</p>
 <img src="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?view=1&post_id=1266" width="1" height="1" style="display: none;" title="Ignition Point: Carport Photo" alt="Ignition Point: Carport" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_1266" class="footnote">It&#8217;s not enough that we&#8217;re already <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL25pY2twYXJpc2gubmV0L2Jvb2tzL2JvcnJvd2luZy1wbG90cy1qZy1iYWxsYXJkLw==">borrowing space plots from him.</a></li></ol>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Meat Sweats #1 arrives</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 03:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friend Krista Freibaum sent over her latest project, Meat Sweats, a Newspaper Club-stylee compendium of illustrations and comics themed around rad flesh. Everyone&#8217;s got a page, with front and back cover from Anthony Sperduti. I enjoyed David Shamoon&#8216;s history of drinkable meat and Zoe Turnbull&#8216;s meditation on how her Brussels Griffon would taste. I&#8217;d reckon [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Friend <strong> Krista Freibaum</strong> sent over her latest project, <strong><a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL21lYXRzd2VhdHN6aW5lLmNvbS8="><em>Meat Sweats</em></a></strong>, a <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL3d3dy5uZXdzcGFwZXJjbHViLmNvbS8=">Newspaper Club</a>-stylee compendium of illustrations and comics themed around rad flesh.</p>
<p>Everyone&#8217;s got a page, with front and back cover from <strong>Anthony Sperduti</strong>. I enjoyed <strong>David Shamoon</strong>&#8216;s history of drinkable meat and <strong>Zoe Turnbull</strong>&#8216;s meditation on how her Brussels Griffon would taste. I&#8217;d reckon the latter would be stringy and probably best in a stew.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re Tumbrling around the web at <a href="http://nickparish.net/wp-content/plugins/wordpress-feed-statistics/feed-statistics.php?url=aHR0cDovL21lYXRzd2VhdHN6aW5lLmNvbS8=">meatsweatszine.com</a>, though, format-wise, the mag itself is a sort of paper Tumblr. I&#8217;ve got an extra copy. Shout in the comments with your nastiest meat story and I&#8217;ll send it your way.</p>
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		<title>Borrowing Plots from J.G. Ballard</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From &#8220;Thirteen for Centaurus&#8221;, from The Best Short Stories of J.G. Ballard Tell me, Abel,&#8221; Dr. Francis began, &#8220;has it ever occurred to you to ask why the Station is here?&#8221; Abel shrugged. &#8220;Well, it&#8217;s designed to keep us alive, it&#8217;s our home.&#8221; &#8220;Yes, that&#8217;s true, but obviously it has some other object than just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>From &#8220;Thirteen for Centaurus&#8221;, from <em>The Best Short Stories of J.G. Ballard</em></strong></p>
<p>Tell me, Abel,&#8221; Dr. Francis began, &#8220;has it ever occurred to you to ask why the Station is here?&#8221;</p>
<p>Abel shrugged. &#8220;Well, it&#8217;s designed to keep us alive, it&#8217;s our home.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, that&#8217;s true, but obviously it has some other object than just our own survival. Who do you think built the Station in the first place?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Our fathers, I suppose, or grandfathers. Or their grandfathers.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Fair enough. And where were they before they built it?&#8221; Abel struggled with the <em>reductio ad absurdum</em>.</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know, they must have been floating around in midair!&#8221; Dr. Francis joined in the laughter. &#8220;Wonderful thought. Actually it&#8217;s not that far from the truth. But we can&#8217;t accept that as it stands.&#8221;</p>
<p>The doctor&#8217;s self-contained office gave Abel an idea. &#8220;Perhaps they came from another Station? An even bigger one?&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Francis nodded encouragingly. &#8220;Brilliant, Abel. A first-class piece of deduction. All right, then, let&#8217;s assume that. Somewhere, away from us, a huge Station exists, perhaps a hundred times bigger than this one, maybe even a thousand. Why not?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s possible,&#8221; Abel admitted, accepting the idea with surprising ease.</p>
<p>&#8220;Right. Now you remember your course in advanced mechanics the imaginary planetary system, with the orbiting bodies held together by mutual gravitational attraction? Let&#8217;s assume further that such a system actually exists. O.K.?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Here?&#8221; Abel said quickly. &#8220;In your cabin?&#8221; Then he added, &#8220;In your sleeping cylinder?&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Francis sat back. &#8220;Abel, you do come up with some amazing things. An interesting association of ideas. No, it would be too big for that. Try to imagine a planetary system orbiting around a central body of absolutely enormous size, each of the planets a million times larger than the Station.&#8221; When Abel nodded, he went on. &#8220;And suppose that the big Station, the one a thousand times larger than this, were attached to one of the planets, and that the people in it decided to go to another planet. So they build a smaller station, about the size of this one, and sent it off through the air. Make sense?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;In a way.&#8221; Strangely, the completely abstract concepts were less remote than he would have expected. Deep in his mind dim memories stirred, interlocking with what he had already guessed about the Station. He gazed steadily at Dr. Francis. &#8220;You&#8217;re saying that&#8217;s what the Station is doing? That the planetary system exists?&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Francis nodded. &#8220;You&#8217;d more or less guessed before I told you. Unconsciously, you&#8217;ve known all about it for several years. A few minutes from now I&#8217;m going to remove some of the conditioning blocks, and when you wake up in a couple of hours you&#8217;ll understand everything. You&#8217;ll know then that in fact the Station is a spaceship, flying from our home planet, Earth, where our grandfathers were born, to another planet millions of miles away, in a distant orbiting system. Our grandfathers always lived on Earth, and we are the first people ever to undertake such a journey. You can be proud that you&#8217;re here. Your grandfather, who volunteered to come, was a great man, and we&#8217;ve got to do everything to make sure that the Station keeps running.&#8221;</p>
<p>Abel nodded quickly. &#8220;When do we get there the planet we&#8217;re flying to?&#8221;</p>
<p>Dr. Francis looked down at his hands, his face growing somber. &#8220;We&#8217;ll never get there, Abel. The journey takes too long. This is a multi-generation space vehicle, only our children will land and they&#8217;ll be old by the time they do. But don&#8217;t worry, you&#8217;ll go on thinking of the Station as your only home, and that&#8217;s deliberate, so that you and your children will be happy here.&#8221;</p>
<p>He went over to the TV monitor screen by which he kept in touch with Captain Peterr, his fingers playing across the control tabs. Suddenly the screen lit up, a blaze of fierce points of light flared into the cabin, throwing a brilliant phosphorescent glitter across the walls, dappling Abel&#8217;s hands and suit. He gaped at the huge balls of fire, apparently frozen in the middle of a giant explosion, hanging in vast patterns.</p>
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		<title>Having a bad day at work?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 21:45:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Compare it to Rob. He was the winner of our annual Worst Day in Advertising StorySLAM we do with Organic and amazing storytelling group The Moth. We&#8217;ve done it during Advertising Week in New York the last few years; we&#8217;re hoping to do it more frequently. Stay tuned and I&#8217;ll let you know when the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Compare it to Rob. He was the winner of our annual Worst Day in Advertising StorySLAM we do with Organic and amazing storytelling group The Moth. We&#8217;ve done it during Advertising Week in New York the last few years; we&#8217;re hoping to do it more frequently.</p>
<p>Stay tuned and I&#8217;ll let you know when the next one&#8217;s coming along.</p>
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<p>So yeah, it couldn&#8217;t have been that bad, right?</p>
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